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I know it's wrong to pass on memes, but this one was just too effing funny! Snaffled from [livejournal.com profile] quillblade.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Monday I pushed [livejournal.com profile] tuskyn in the mud (-17 points). In September I pulled over and changed [livejournal.com profile] shadowbitten's flat tire (15 points). Last Wenesday I donated bone marrow to [livejournal.com profile] raz_raccoon in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In February I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Tuesday I set [livejournal.com profile] overzen's puppy on fire (-66 points).

Overall, I've been nice (231 points). For Christmas I deserve a rat-themed tie!

Sincerely,
marko_the_rat

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:

Date: 2005-12-05 09:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whyrl.livejournal.com
Personally, I prefer my letter to Santa. ;>

Date: 2005-12-05 12:07 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-12-06 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pappasj.livejournal.com
You are brilliant! Love it love it!

Date: 2005-12-06 08:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marko-the-rat.livejournal.com
Er, I didn't write it. The meme gave it to me like that (except for the gift suggestion of course).

Date: 2005-12-09 05:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pappasj.livejournal.com
Oh I mean the tie! I like that fact that that is all you asked for for Christmas! I reckon such a humble wish is bound to come true!

(I didn't think you'd set anyone's puppy on fire!) :)

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