> it was an advance on the artificial rubber penises, available in
eight skin shades, which would-be cheaters had previously used.

hmmm....I'd love to have seen the face on the drug-tester who had his subject drop his pants to display two penises :P

Or better - buy the range create your own work of groinal art - the flesh-rainbow cthullu-octopus monster :D
(that or try for a role in a live-action version of Urotsukodoji)